Txawm koj hu lub nkoj, ces nws yuav ntab. Hais lus me ntsis, tab sis tib yam siv rau tib neeg. Txhua tus paub tias muaj cov yam ntxwv ntawm lub npe, thiab tsawg tus yuav tsis lees paub tias tseem muaj ntau yam uas sib koom ua ke. Tab sis vim li cas tib neeg qee zaum hu lawv cov me nyuam coj txawv txawv thiab qee zaum tsuas yog cov npe lom zem xwb?
Kev xaiv
Ua li ntawd, xaiv lub npe rau koj tus menyuam yog kauj ruam tseem ceeb, vim nws ntseeg tias txoj kev no koj tuaj yeem piav qhia qee yam ntawm koj tus menyuam lub neej yav tom ntej. Tab sis hnub no nws yog fashionable ua thawj, thiab lately cov niam txiv zoo li tau mus vwm, sim xaiv lub npe txawv tshaj plaws thiab tsawg tshaj plaws rau lawv cov menyuam. Ntau tus tau txiav txim siab rov qab mus rau yav dhau los thiab khaws lub npe qub Lavxias, tab sis tsis muaj dab tsi tshwj xeeb hauv qhov no. Qee cov niam txiv kos lawv lub tswv yim los ntawm, piv txwv li, TV qhia, thiab hu cov menyuam npe txawv teb chaws. Tab sis qee zaum qhov ntawd zoo li tsis txaus.
Rov qab mus rau yav dhau los
Koj tuaj yeem sim nrhiav lub npe lom zem tshaj plaws hauv peb lub tebchaws Soviet. Tom qab ntawd, ntxiv rau cov npe ib txwm muaj, nws tuaj yeem hu rau cov menyuam yaus cov lus sib xyaw ua ke. Yog, txhua yam yog tej zaumhnov txog Dazdraperma - ib tug ntxhais lub npe, uas nyob rau hauv nws tag nrho version suab zoo li "Nyob nyob rau thawj lub Tsib Hlis!". Tsis muaj tsawg funny thiab coj txawv txawv me nyuam tub lub npe Kukutsapol, uas txhais tau tias "pob kws yog poj huab tais ntawm teb." Nws yog kev cai rau perpetuate nto moo personalities nyob rau hauv lub npe. Yog li, Pofistal yog ib tug derivative ntawm "Tus yeej ntawm fascism, Joseph Stalin", thiab N. S. Khrushchev los ua lub hauv paus rau lub npe Niserkh los yog Niserkh. Lub npe Lunio yuav suab txawv txawv, tab sis nws tsuas yog "Lenin tuag, tab sis cov tswv yim tseem nyob."
Lub teb chaws
Nyob hauv cheeb tsam Voronezh koj tuaj yeem pom lub npe zoo nkauj: muaj tus ntxhais hu ua Russia. Thiab nws tau muab tawm tias nws txawm muaj npe uas nyob hauv Nizhny Tagil.
Ntxhais
Koj tuaj yeem pom lub npe lom zem tshaj plaws hauv cov npe menyuam yaus niaj hnub uas Ukrainians hu lawv cov menyuam mos. Yog li, koj tuaj yeem ntsib tus ntxhais Kvita, Shahroz, Melisa, Philadelphia, Athena, Cleopatra. Cov tub hluas kuj tsis poob qab thiab ntxiv cov npe no. Yog tias koj xav tau, koj tuaj yeem ntsib Nero, Aladdin, Odysseus, Christopher, Plato thiab Kev Xav Zoo. Tab sis tseem, tej zaum lub funniest poj niam npe tuaj yeem pom nyob rau hauv Russia. Yog li ntawd, nyob rau hauv lub nroog ntawm Korolev, ib tug ntxhais tau sau npe nyob rau hauv lub npe Viagra. Cov niam txiv piav lawv txoj kev xaiv yooj yim: tus me nyuam xeeb tub nrog kev pab los ntawm cov tshuaj txuj ci tseem ceeb ntawm tib lub npe, dhau li ntawd, niam thiab txiv yog cov kiv cua ntawm tib pab pawg.
Nruas teb
Koj tuaj yeem sim nrhiav lub npe lom zem tshaj plaws txawv teb chaws. Yog li ntawd, nplua nuj nyob rau hauv tag nrho cov hom ntawm inventionsNeeg Asmeskas. Lawv muaj ib tug ntxhais, ib feem ntawm nws lub npe muaj 598 tsab ntawv. Thiab cov niam txiv los ntawm Chicago tau hu lawv cov menyuam yaus coj txawv txawv: Meningitis, Appendicitis, Laryngitis, Tonsillitis thiab Peritonitis.
Progress
Lub npe lom zem kuj tseem yog tus tub uas nws txiv muab nws npe tom qab Google sau npe. Thiab ib tus neeg muaj hnub nyoog kaum cuaj xyoo nyob hauv Teb Chaws Asmeskas lub xeev North Carolina feem ntau hloov nws lub npe mus rau npe: raws li nws tau piav qhia, rau lub tswv yim vim li cas.
rau nyiaj
Tau ntxiv rau cov npe "Cov txiv neej lom zem tshaj plaws" tuaj yeem yog cov neeg txhob txwm hloov lawv lub npe rau kev khwv nyiaj. Yog li, koj tuaj yeem sau koj tus kheej tom qab lub vev xaib tshwj xeeb, lub npe tuam txhab, lossis txawm tias cov khoom siv tu. Tab sis nws tsis yog ib txwm funny, thiab qee zaum txawm txaus ntshai…
